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A public phone booth that stood for several decades in the middle of a desert, miles away from any roads or other structures. Pyramid mausoleums in North America. Republic of Molossia. A person micronation in Nevada which takes the meaning of the phrase " a man's home is his castle " to new extremes. A house in California , built out of beer cans, abalone shells, car parts, and other garbage previously tossed out by local residents, is now a historic landmark.

Plymouth, Montserrat. Point Roberts, Washington. Rio Rico, Texas. A city that was ceded by the United States to Mexico in due to an earlier diversion of the Rio Grande. Rough and Ready, California. A currently populated, unincorporated mining town in the United States that seceded from the Union in , forming the " Great Republic of Rough and Ready ". Secession was rescinded less than three months later when its citizens noticed that they could not celebrate U.

A municipality consisting solely of a Slovenian fraternity's recreation center, established in part to get around liquor laws. Tower of Wooden Pallets. Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. An island in the East River with a surprisingly in-depth history for only being square feet in area. It's harder than you think to construct the state of Delaware with a ruler and compass. A city in Alaska where almost all of its residents live in one building: Begich Towers.

World's littlest skyscraper. The result of a fraudulent investment scheme, it's a four-story brick building constructed in in downtown Wichita Falls , Texas , that has only one room on each of its four floors. Winchester Mystery House. A house believed to be haunted by the ghosts of individuals killed by Winchester rifles. Zone of Death. The part of Yellowstone National Park in Idaho, where any crime can technically be committed without punishment — but don't tempt fate!

A notorious penal colony off the coast of French Guiana. The man himself was not without his abject failures in Brazil. The luxurious estate of the deceased drug lord Pablo Escobar that may lead to an invasive hippopotamus population in Colombia. One of the few places on Earth not claimed by any country.

An American trekked there and claimed it in as the Kingdom of North Sudan so he could make his daughter a princess. Leopold , you've already done enough to the Congo! Mountains of the Moon. The site is currently occupied by a weather buoy. A rock on the Moroccan coast connected to the mainland by an metre-wide tombolo. Which is part of Spain. Republic of Benin One of the shortest-lived states in history, it was independent for only seven hours to on 19 September Scouting in the Antarctic.

India inside Bangladesh inside India inside Bangladesh. Formerly the only third-order enclave in the world. Jewish Autonomous Oblast. Kowloon Walled City. An enclave in the city of Hong Kong, known for its extremely high population density, food courts which served dog meat, and claustrophobic dwellings.

An erotic-themed sculpture park on Jeju island in South Korea. Peace Village North Korea. A village in North Korea characterized by mainstream media as a North Korean propaganda Potemkin village. A delightfully named patch of ocean in the Sea of Okhotsk which is totally surrounded by Russia 's EEZ but not inside it. Often the subject of foreign overfishing. Ryugyong Hotel. The closed funicular that connects an underground train station inside the Seikan Tunnel with a museum.

Did you know that Jesus escaped his crucifixion and raised a family in Japan? By kana, the tersest railway station in Japan, serving the capital of an equally terse prefecture. By stroke count, the tersest in the world. By letters, only second -tersest. Wonderland Amusement Park Beijing. The tallest building ever designed, standing 4 kilometres 2. It is, however, "never meant to be built". Anti urination devices in Norwich. Hostile architecture of the 19th century. A non-existent town in Lancashire , England , that appeared on Google Maps.

Baarle-Hertog and Baarle-Nassau. Two municipalities, one of Belgium and one of the Netherlands, that surround each other twice and many times over. Some houses and shops are in both countries. Barcelona Supercomputing Center. Beans and Bacon mine. With such little ventilation, visitors may want to avoid any source of ignition. A village in Worcestershire, England. If you're not British, you may need to look up bell-end in Wiktionary. Bielefeld Conspiracy. A German town that is fully contained within Switzerland. A tiny residential street in the UK that was so infamous for its name that it became a tourist attraction.

The third shortest-lived state in history see Benin Republic in Nigeria ; it was independent for only 24 hours. Ebenezer Place, Wick. Fallen Monument Park. A gigantic swastika made of larch trees that went unnoticed for nearly sixty years. Gropecunt Lane. A street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages. Icelandic Phallological Museum. A museum in Iceland solely devoted to the collection of penis specimens and penis-related art. Leaning Tower of Suurhusen. List of missing landmarks in Spain. Over 60 interesting buildings, including larger castles, royal palaces, leaning towers, city gates which were completely or partially demolished and no longer exist, with their respective articles and images.

Lord Hereford's Knob. Magic Roundabout. Only in the United Kingdom would you find a large roundabout with five mini-roundabouts. A lighthouse built on this island led to a redefinition of the border between Sweden and Finland. Newhaven Marine railway station. A railway station that is technically open, despite a no passenger trains serving the station since , b an inability to buy tickets to the station and c the station itself being demolished in A small village in County Durham , that is very much indeed a place. Principality of Sealand.

A micronation located 6 miles 9. A piece of Nazi architecture in Berlin, built with the sole purpose of being heavy. Sexi Phoenician colony. A hamlet in England with a formerly collectible sign. Smallest House in Great Britain. A village in Wales. You may be relieved to learn that it was named after a tavern of the same name.

A short suburban road in Dunedin , New Zealand , reputedly the world's second steepest street. Did a Japanese apocalypse cult test a nuke in the middle of rural Australia? Concrete bus shelters in Canberra. These brutalist cylindrical bus shelters are an icon of Australia's capital city. New Zealand State Highway A road in Timaru , New Zealand, that is designated a highway despite being only metres long. A forested area in New Zealand that is also a legal person see below.

He became the last Emperor of China at the age of two and died as an ordinary citizen, ending 2, years of dynastic rule in China. In his twilight years, he also did community theater. Daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei. A female monarch existed in Chinese history before Wu Zetian? One of the most lethal wars in history centers around a Chinese man claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ. Hikayat Iskandar Zulkarnain. Alexander the Great goes to Sumatra and created the kingdom there?

Mutiny on the Bounty. The true story starting with a stern captain and a lustful crew on a Royal Navy ship and ending with the British-Polynesian Seventh-day Adventist culture of the Pitcairn Islands. Plenty of drama in-between. The Great Stink. An actual 19th-century event in the history of London , where the stench of human stool emanating from the River Thames was so overpowering, that it interfered with the work of the House of Commons and is claimed to have ground the city to a halt.

Kickstarted the London sewerage system. The Miracle of When the people of Brussels protested against their rulers by building satirical and pornographic snowmen.

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Great Molasses Flood. A storage tank burst and flooded the streets of Boston with a foot 7. London Beer Flood. Pepsi Fruit Juice Flood. A PepsiCo warehouse collapse flooded the streets of Russia with an assortment of juices. An unidentified man who achieved widespread recognition after standing in front, and blocking the procession of a column of tanks, the morning after the bloody suppression of the Tiananmen Square protests.

Dancing Plague of In around people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of those affected died of heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion. The worlds first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine. Defenestrations of Prague. Sacred Band of Thebes. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Anglo-Zanzibar War. Longbows and broadswords weren't used in World War 2.

Or were they? Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing , experimental science and statistical mechanics. The real number of the beast? Bertrand's postulate. The Complexity of Songs. A treatise on the computational complexity of songs by venerable computer scientist Donald Knuth. Don't take it shopping.

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Start on. We're together for 2 yeats now. Performing one job for 5 hours can be just as detrimental on the psyche as 10 hours would be on another. I would use the money to help fund a startup. Either way, its going towards new or old debt! The part that you can stick out is only the tip of it. What is black and white and red all over?

Not very friendly with the frugal number either. A number so large that the observable universe is not big enough to write it in full in decimal notation. Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel. A fully occupied hotel cannot accommodate any more guests. Or can it? Or, once it can, can it not? Illumination Problem. Infinite monkey theorem.

An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will almost surely produce all possible written texts. Interesting number paradox. Legendre's constant. Look-and-say sequence. Mathematical fallacy. Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.

The counter-intuitive way to prevail when playing Let's Make a Deal. Nothing up my sleeve number. One, four, seventeen, twenty-four Minkowski's question mark function. A function with an unusual notation and possessing unusual fractal properties. Never tell a Numberphile that a number is uninteresting. Sometimes found in conjunction with triskaidekaphobia see below in East Asian cultures.

More prevalent in Japan, where 49 is associated with "suffering until death". No, it's not related to the Code of Hammurabi. No, it's not always considered unlucky. Yes, space exploration has been touched by it. In Java , the thirteenth month of the year. Will Rogers phenomenon. Also known as the Will Rogers paradox. An ordinal number popular in computing and related cultures. She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time. A fictional Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O. December Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld , since appropriated by many.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Shiver my timbers a-harrr! Thought the day before New Year's Day would be in the previous year? Think again The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly am. Phantom time hypothesis. Therefore, it is now rather than Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year the next being 5th May Don't forget to bring a towel , terrible or otherwise.

A word created as an alternative name for all the holidays at the end of a calendar year. It came to prominence after Birmingham City Council the English city used it in A possible computing problem in the 's that may occur when the 21st century and 3rd millennium has arisen. The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers. The collective name for all potential software bugs that will emerge as the need to express years with five digits arises.

Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1? Five-minute hypothesis. American Nudist Research Library. America's first nudist library. Located in Florida of course. Antiqua—Fraktur dispute. A dispute over which typeface was more "German". At first, the Nazis were for Fraktur Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. A meaningful, grammatical construction that has inspired linguists to talk about bullying amongst Upstate New York's bison population.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. A sentence contrived by Noam Chomsky to demonstrate that a sentence can be grammatical yet nonsensical. Controversies about the word "niggardly". The secret language of identical twins, also called idioglossia. Disambiguation disambiguation. For when you're really not sure what you mean. A nonexistent English word, supposedly meaning " density ", which was listed in the second edition of Webster's New International Dictionary from to A usually good-natured African American ritual in which two competitors, usually male, exchange trash-talk until one has no comeback.

Cryptic echoes from the days of hot metal typesetting. Faggin-Nazzi alphabet. That's its real name. What did you think it was about? Deliberately misleading, irrelevant or false information meant to suggest conspiracy. A popular word among Discordians. As good an argument as any for English spelling reform. A dash between communism and independence. Inherently funny word. Some influential comedians have long regarded certain words in the English language as humorous because of their sound or resemblance to other words.

Poodle , wankel , ni Intentionally blank page. James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher. Repetition gone wrong. Latin profanity. List of English words containing Q not followed by U. Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den. A character poem written in Classical Chinese, in which every syllable has the sound "shi" in different tones when read in modern Mandarin Chinese. List of common false etymologies of English words.

Believe it or not, " crap " did not originate from Thomas Crapper. List of ethnic slurs. List of English words without rhymes. Longest word in English. Floccinaucinihilipilification , supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and other contenders. The Guinness World Record holder for the "most succinct word". Ancient spirals of undeciphered hieroglyphs. All Steve Miller 's fault. Robert Shields. A type of slang used to identify an individual with a very specific region, usually with accompanied value judgments. Also, a funny word. Thinking about the immortality of the crab. A colorful Spanish idiom for daydreaming ; try using this one if your teacher notices you becoming inattentive in class.

Tiles found embedded in asphalt , usually sporting cryptic messages. Unknown unknown. An undeciphered illustrated book written six hundred or so years ago by an anonymous author using an unidentified alphabet. Adolf Lu Hitler Marak. This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice. Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura. Cesar Chavez. Mansfield Smith-Cumming. The first head of MI6 , whose name became appropriate as he promoted the use of semen as invisible ink.

Cox—Zucker machine. An officials' association in pre-war Vienna , Austria , of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube. A Brazilian footballer with a socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica ". A Slovenian -born Italian basketball player with a similar problem. American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century. Leone Sextus Tollemache. List of examples of Stigler's law.

List of people with reduplicated names. Pro-Life politician. A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves. A warning to us all about taking double-barrelled surnames too far Roger Fuckebythenavele. A Confederate general during the American Civil War. Thursday October Christian I. The son of Fletcher Christian , leader of the mutiny on the Bounty.

Despite not being Japanese or a sperm whale , he has control over the global diamond industry. Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr. Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past? Buttered toast phenomenon. Buttered cat paradox. Russian girl who claims to have X-ray vision. Drake's Plate of Brass. A forgery -related practical joke that went horribly awry.

A taxon species, genus, family, etc. Further research is needed. Some researchers are researching its effects, but FRIN Gilbert U Atomic Energy Laboratory. You may have had a chemistry set when you were a child. I bet it didn't come with radioactive substances in the box. Leaping Lazarus! Somewhat like Monty Python 's Dead Parrot , it's not really dead, it's just resting. List of Ig Nobel Prize winners. Nobel Prize meets Weird Science. A parody of science that purports to study what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics.

Pathological science. A pejorative term for scientific ideas that will simply not "go away", long after they are given up on as wrong by the majority of scientists in the field. Physicist Alan Sokal demonstrates that at least some postmodernists can't see an emperor with no clothes. A phenomenon found in psychological and sociological research which suggests that people associate more positive attributes with the general social category of women compared to men.

Including white , pink , purple, blue A year-old, known as the Radioactive Boy Scout , who irradiated his back yard attempting to build a nuclear breeder reactor from spare parts. A two-time radioactive killer. Fictional elements, isotopes and atomic particles. A phenomenon involving a persistent and invasive low-frequency noise of a humming character and unknown origin, not audible to all people, reported in various geographical locations.

A serious piece of scientific apparatus whose name has induced sniggering among English-speaking schoolchildren for over years. List of unusual units of measurement. An alternative theory of integrated circuits : once the smoke is released they no longer work. Something in the lab not working? Technical difficulties? Blame this guy. Quantum suicide and immortality. What happens when you blow in a hole in a tube?

Hot air comes out one end and cold air comes out the other. No consensus reached on why it happens yet. A strange unit of distance used to measure the Harvard Bridge. Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard. Does a mystery sound from the bottom of the sea indicate that Cthulhu may awake? Flat Earth Society. Snow in Florida. List of unexplained sounds. Mumbai "sweet" seawater incident. Red rain in Kerala. South-up map orientation. The crew of Apollo 17 snapped Earth with Antarctica on top.

NASA followed Ptolemy and rotated it "back". An ill-fated attempt to reach the North Pole in An unlucky park ranger who was hit by lightning on seven separate occasions. He survived them all, but came to his own tragic end. A recently discovered mineral that forms from bird feces. Dihydrogen monoxide. A commonly used chemical that can be deadly to all forms of plant and animal life, contributing to global warming , erosion , acid rain , torture and countless other maladies. List of chemical compounds with unusual names. Some a consequence of their constituents or origins, others simply the work of whimsical chemists.

A day in celebration of Avogadro's number , 6. Thomas Midgley, Jr. A term used to describe any material with properties that are unlikely or impossible for any real material to possess. Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster. Embryo space colonization. Extraterrestrial real estate. A small statuette which is the only sculpture on the Moon. Hot, dust-obscured galaxies. List of hypothetical Solar System objects. The planets that could have been. You think Pluto had it rough? At least it got its fifteen minutes of astronomical fame. The Moon is made of green cheese.

Scientific consensus says it isn't, but are there people, or Moon mice , who think so? Moon landing conspiracy theories. Fake photos, slow-motion cameras and secret studios. All directed by Stanley Kubrick. Did the Luftwaffe, in fact, explore the final frontier and make contact with alien races? Whether the secret Nazi base is on the Moon or in Antarctica, the truth is apparently out there. And when you've exhausted the list , here's something new to try! Solway Firth Spaceman. Sylacauga meteorite. The first fallen meteorite in recorded history to have verifiably injured a human.

Voyager Golden Record. A compilation of sounds and images of humanity on a phonograph record made of gold-plated copper. It was sent to space in and is currently the farthest man-made object from Earth. Accessory breast. An unusual neurological disorder, also known as " Dr. Strangelove syndrome", whereby one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own. Taking a close look at a toilet bowl for the sake of science. The scale was inspired by eye charts.

Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators. The notion that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat only as long as it's picked up within five seconds. Hair-grooming syncope. Human—animal breastfeeding. Also known as "Human Werewolf Syndrome ". Hypoalgesic effect of swearing. As Redd Foxx once observed, "if you've never said 'shit', come back with me after the show and I'll slam my car door on your hand'". And you will feel better. Licorice poisoning. Maple syrup urine disease. Medical students' disease. A condition frequently reported in medical students who perceive themselves to be experiencing the symptoms of the diseases they are studying.

Mellified Man. A disease, most envied by poker players, that makes facial expressions impossible. Photic sneeze reflex. Retained surgical instruments. Schmidt sting pain index. An entomologist is stung by just about everything known to sting and, en route, describes the pain involved in terms of a four-point comparative scale. Supernumerary nipple. A condition in which one has an additional nipple.

Apparently 1 in 18 people have this condition. A form of surgery where a hole is drilled or scraped into the skull. It was thought that such a procedure could cure problems like epilepsy or allow a person to enter into a higher state of consciousness. Uncombable hair syndrome. Ever wanted to defecate and have sex at the same time? Well now you can! Allegedly a sex move involving punching one's partner in the back of the head during intercourse.

Hamster zona-free ovum test. National Masturbation Day. There is a day dedicated to protect the right to masturbate! A medical condition where one of two conjoined twins lacks essential organs and must rely on the other for survival, often leeching its blood. An especially rare variant of this, fetus in fetu , involves one partially formed fetus developing within the body of the other.

A colloquial term referring to a type of mass hysteria or panic where males grow fearful of removal or shrinking of the penis.

Persistent genital arousal disorder. Puppy pregnancy syndrome. A condition found in remote regions of India in which people believe they have conceived a puppy shortly after being bitten by a dog. Self-inflicted caesarean section. A form of parasomnia similar to sleepwalking that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. A Frenchwoman with the longest verified human lifespan in recorded history. She was at the time of her death. Abigail and Brittany Hensel. Conjoined twins with separate heads but joined bodies. An American trainee doctor who went to unusual lengths in his quest to prove that yellow fever is not contagious.

A 19th-century construction worker who survived a three-foot-long 0. His resultant behavioral changes have made him an important figure in the development of neuroscience. A 19th-century Scottish surgeon who, among other things, performed what has been described as "The only operation in history with a percent mortality". A Peruvian girl who gave birth to a son when she was five years old, becoming the youngest human mother on record. A 19th-century French-Canadian fur trader who survived a gunshot wound and was left with a hole in his stomach, which allowed revolutionary experiments on digestion to be conducted.

Tarrare c. Mary Toft. A doctor who, against the consensus of mainstream medicine, drank a vial of bacterial culture to prove that stomach ulcers were caused by bacteria rather than stress, spicy foods, and too much acid as was believed at the time. He won the Nobel prize for it, too. Anton-Babinski syndrome. Charles Bonnet syndrome. Unknown forces cause large groups of people to dance hysterically until dropping from exhaustion in multiple incidents in Europe from the 13th to 17th centuries.

Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Voluntary or involuntary defecation in persons who are toilet trained older than 4 years of age. Exploding head syndrome. Foreign accent syndrome. Homicidal sleepwalking. A real parasomnia that has been successfully used as a defence in court. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine. A behavioral disorder with some very odd symptoms, including "hypersexuality" and a desire to examine objects with the mouth.

Named after two doctors who gave psychotropic drugs to lobotomized monkeys. Mariko Aoki phenomenon. A Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores. When a late-night radio host claims to have been brainwashed by the CIA, you may want to think twice. Paris Syndrome. Particularly common among Japanese tourists.

Not to be confused with Jerusalem Syndrome or Stockholm Syndrome. A psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, fainting, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art or natural beauty. Tanganyika laughter epidemic.

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The Truman Show delusion. Those afflicted feel they are being watched all the time by a television audience, like Jim Carrey in the movie The Truman Show. Animal attacks. Not kidding: death by beavers, bunnies, squirrels, cats and other things you should not have as pets.

Conservation-induced extinction. Christmas tree worm. Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states. A deceptive beetle larva that entices its own predators by feigning prey-like movements in order to eat its predator. Exploding toads. An as-yet unexplained phenomenon observed in April in Germany and Denmark.

Suggested as a possible weapons delivery system. No, the fish are not trippin'; they will cause hallucinations if ingested. It is not known if hallucinations will occur if one fish consumes another. List of animals displaying homosexual behavior. London Underground mosquito. A species of mosquito that lives in underground railways. Love dart. Droppings of a nightingale variety used in facials. Some claim that it helps with acne.

MEDical Reliable Source. Orbiting Frog Otolith. Paracerceis sculpta. A species of isopod that has some males that mimic females and others that mimic juveniles, allowing them to mate without the alpha males realising what is going on behind their backs. Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass. Telepathic communication is not possible in snails no matter how far apart they may be.

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A literal figurative variety of cockfighting between some species of flatworm. Prostitution among animals. Did you know that prostitution exists among animals? Stephens Island wren. Supernumerary body part. Having an extra body part, be it as simple as an eleventh finger or as extreme as a second head! Suriname toad. A feature of Stegosaurus anatomy named after a Far Side comic strip. Tongue-eating louse.

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A parasitic crustacean that, when female they are hermaphroditic , attaches to and then destroys a fish's tongue, hooks itself to the remaining stub and becomes the fish's new tongue. Traumatic insemination. A form of mating in invertebrates in which the male stabs the female in the abdomen with his penis, and injects his sperm through the wound. The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax. A cat famed for traveling on a bus around Plymouth , England. Dusty the Klepto Kitty. One of the national treasures of Turkey.

A hospice cat who was featured in the New England Journal of Medicine for his purported ability to predict the impending death of terminally ill patients. Cow tipping. A Jersey cow that produced record amounts of butter and got a sizable neighborhood named for her. Cannibalism in poultry. See: tastes like chicken. Chicken Dance , Chicken dance. Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes. The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though. Mike the Headless Chicken. Squirrel induced power outages in Pennsylvania. Squirrel attacks. Merged into Animal attack. Did you know that insurance companies have a medical code for this?

Co-pays vary by insurance plan. Berserk llama syndrome. A pig bred to look like the flag of Denmark , to circumvent prohibition of the flag. It is said to enhance sexual potency in men and was banned by the Chinese government from the Olympics. Domesticated silver fox.

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The next time a whale washes on shore in one Oregon county, the authorities will leave the dynamite at home. Blobs of organic matter found washed up on beaches, which are frequently as mysterious as they are disgusting. Implanted electrodes let researchers "steer the animal over an obstacle course, making it twist, turn and even jump on demand". Pornographic movies created to achieve sexual arousal for Giant pandas , which have been proven to be unaffected by the popular drug Viagra. Street dogs in Moscow. The dog ate my homework. Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.

Possibly the oldest creature of modern times, this year-old tortoise was the former pet of Robert Clive of the British East India Company. A chimpanzee who used human toilet facilities, moonwalked , and allegedly attempted suicide. Enumclaw horse sex case. Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey. Five mice who circled the Moon 75 times on Apollo Among the last eight Earthlings to travel to the Moon, upon returning to Earth the four remaining living mice were soon murdered and dissected in the name of science "That's one small squeak A Humboldt penguin who gained worldwide fame after apparently falling in love with a cutout of an anime character.

Hoover the talking seal. A grotesque-looking sea monster made from the corpse of a ray. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn. So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow. A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

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The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds. In a recent study, the government administered weekly doses of Viagra to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While most of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. Researchers are at a loss to explain the results.

A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge a box of cigars. There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple.

I just say, 'I'm a lawyer. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh!!!! You're a lawyer? Yes I am! When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone! The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, already. After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front.

The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!. After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners.

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years.

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Which do you want? After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car? But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt? A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel, where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The terrorist leader announced that unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed , and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please. A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The city-slicker attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You are really a country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning.

With the help of Shang's great lion guardian ShiShi, Mulan must find Shang's spirit and leave by sunrise, or become King Yama's prisoner forever. Mulan, still disguised as the soldier Ping, wrestles with the decision whether or not to reveal her true identity to her closest friend.

Will Mulan be able to save Shang before it's too late? Discover what would have happened if a kiss from the prince didn't wake Sleeping Beauty. The handsome prince is poised to kiss the beautiful sleeping princess and live happily ever after, but as soon as his lips touch her's he too falls fast asleep. It is clear that this tale is far from over. Now, Princess Aurora must escape from a dangerous and magical land created from her very own dreams.

With Maleficent's age nts following every move, Aurora needs to discover who her true friends are and, most importantly, who she really is. Captain Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso are ready to explore the ocean. Complete the activities and read the stories in this exciting book. Then, use your Octonauts toys and play mat to create your very own Octo-adventures!

Fairy tales are a magical part of every child's life and there are six of the most loved in this wonderful treasury. Explore an underwater world in The Little Mermaid and follow the Twelve Dancing Princesses on an adventure as you snuggle down and enjoy this dazzling collection together. Join the animal friends on an adventure through the rainforest. Little ones will love to follow the trail on each p age and see what they can discover. Join Cozy Coupe and Cutie Coupe as they search for the twinkling wishing star! With a snuggly, soft Cozy Coupe to cuddle, and a wonderful storybook, this gift set is perfect for bedtime.

It's bedtime, but Tiny Tatty Teddy isn't tired at all and needs to find the perfect toy to help him fall asleep. This adorable gift set includes a super-soft cuddly toy for little ones to snuggle at story time as they settle down to sleep. Set sail with Moana on a daring mission across the ocean to return the heart of Te Fiti. Help Moana find her way out of the storm, solve the hidden mess age from Gramma Tala and enjoy more activities with Moana. It's another busy day on the building site for the JCB team, when Joey makes an exciting discovery! With an awesome story and fun activities, this book is perfect for little digger fans.

This fantastic collection of 5 original tales, written specially for 4-year-olds, is the perfect place to find a story. There's a spooky sleepover, a rainy day full of fun, new friends to be made and lots more adorable characters that children and parents will love to share. Settle down for storytime with these 5 original tales, specially for 3-year-olds. Make a mess with the mucky monsters, whoosh into outer space and meet new friends at playgroup in these wonderful tales that are perfect to read together.

Snuggle up for storytime with these original tales, written specially for 1-year-olds. Play hide-and-seek with a koala, say goodnight with a sleepy fox and make some noise at playtime in 5 adorable adventures to treasure and share. Gather round for an exciting storytime with these wonderfully original tales, written specially for 2-year-olds.

Join in witha yummy jungle picnic, splash in the sea with a panda and explore the garden with the toys in 5 fantastic adventures to share. Fairytales are a magical part of every child's life and there are six of the most loved in this beautiful treasury. Follow Little Red Riding Hood to Grandma's house and meet Beauty and the Beast as you snuggle up and enjoy this wonderful collection together. Step into the wonderful world of furry friends with this charming collection of 5 minute animal tales.

Meet Lion Cub as he practises his roar, join Bear as he helps his friends, find out whether Little Owl will ever dare to fly, and much more. Filled withbeautiful illustrations and animals big and small, little ones are sure to love every tale!

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Twist, turn and twinkle through this beautiful collection of 5 minute ballerina tales. Watch Scruffy the dancing dog become the star of the show, find out if helpful Hannah makes it to her exam, search for the lucky ballet shoes and lots more. Little ballerinas will laugh and smile with each perfect story! Have loads of fun on the farm with this fantastic collection of 5 minute tales. Join Little Chick on his big adventure, investigate mysteries with the brilliant goat detectives, meet the donkey with a special talent and more.

Little ones will laugh their way through each tale with every turn of the p age! Get ready for an enchanting storytime with this wonderful collection of 5 minute magical stories. Join mermaid Marina on an ocean adventure, meet Princess Mia's very special unicorn, find out whether the elf prince learns how to be kind and lots more. Unleash the magic and capture your little one's imagination with these truly charming tales. Get ready for a charming storytime with this fabulous collection of 5 minute pretty stories.

Find out what Martha discovers on a treasure hunt, meet Princess Amelia's new sister, join Melody the mermaid and her ocean friends and much, much more. With beautiful illustrations, little ones are sure to love the characters and tales inside. Enter the world of a beloved storyteller, Hans Christian Andersen, in this wondrous collection of treasured fairy tales. There are 11 classic retellings inside and, withstunning illustrations, parents and children alike are sure to want to share eachmagical story again and again. Enjoy twenty-three of the most well-loved fairy tales in this beautifully illustrated collection, including Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel and Gretel.

Children everywhere will love the magic and fantasy of each classic tale and are sure to treasure this collection forever. Journey across the continents with 20 of the most popular tales from around the world. Discover The Farmer's Secret, learn how to trick a Bear and much more in this charming collection of tales perfect for a globe-trotting story time.

Meet a jealous donkey, a tortoise who wants to fly, a very special goose, and many other animals in this collection of tales, retold especially for children. Aesop's fables are the perfect way to learn important lessons about life through the adventures of some unforgettable animal friends. Get ready for a wild adventure inside this animal-tastic activity book. With three jungle animal masks to pop outand wear, plus lots of amazing puzzles to complete, little monkeys are sure to have hours of fun.

Get ready for a night of frights inside this fang-tastic activity book. With three spook-tacular masks to pop out and wear, plus lots ofamazing puzzles to complete, little monsters are sure to have hours of fun. From amazing animals and cool dinosaurs, to speedy rockets and more, there are loads of awesome themed mazes to solve in this fun activity wallet. With 3 brilliant books and over super stickers, children will be entertained for hours. Discover a collection of 4 dazzling books, bursting with fabulous fun. Explore shipwrecks with mermaids, go to the ball with princesses, twirl with ballerinas and fly with fairies in over 60 p age s of adventure.

Complete with press-out p age s and over pretty stickers, this sticker and activity pack will enchant and entertain for hours. Jam-packed with over large stickers and 4 great books, children will have hours of fun. Decorate each wonderful picture with the amazing stickers and then give yourself a reward star if you can answer the questions! With 24 weekly reward chart p age s. Bursting with stories and poems,this beautiful collection has something for every day of the year. With charming illustrations and wonderful stories, this collection will enchant and delight children of all age s.

Join the amazing adventures in thisTreasury of Awesome Stories. There are loads of cool characters to meet, from fearlessPirate Pete, to mighty Megaboy and many more. Packed full of action and fantastic illustrations, this collection of terrific tales is sure to be loved by everyone. Meet some truly unforgettable characters in this collection of four charming tales. There's a clumsy fairy with poor eyesight, a little girl with a very special best friend and many more, each with an amazing adventure that children will love to enjoy over and over again.

Tumble down the rabbit hole into Wonderland, where nothing is quite as it seems.

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This beautiful book, with stunning original illustrations, is perfect for creating the most magical of storytimes. Join Mowgli as he grows from a lost little boy to learning the ways of the jungle. Meet the friends that help him, such as Baloo the bear, Bagheera the panther and a pack of friendly wolves. But watch out, as the tiger, Shere Khan, is never far away. This enchanting retelling of the timeless classic, with beautiful illustrations, is certain to capture every child's imagination at storytime.

Follow the yellow brick road to the magical, mesmerising Emerald City. This enchanting retelling of the classic fairy tale is sure to make storytime exciting for every little reader. Set sail on a rip-roaring adventure in this classic tale of pirates and treasure. Join Jim Hawkins, Captain Smollett and the bold buccaneer Long John Silver as they tackle unsettled seas and pirate mutinies in search of buried treasure.

This swashbuckling tale, with stunning original illustrations, is perfect for a thrilling and exciting storytime. Give your child the best head start with reading. Have fun learning first sounds and words together, using the traditional story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Phonics is the method of learning to read that most teachers use. Children learn the sounds made by letters, or groups of letters, then they blend them together to make words.

Have fun learning first sounds and words together, using the traditional story of Little Red Riding Hood. Hop into a magical pumpkin carri age and dance at the royal ball! With fantastic 3D pop-up scenes on every p age , children will have fun making this classic fairy tale come to life. Follow the path through the woods and meet the wolf waiting at Granny's! Little ones will love learning to play music with My First Piano! Including an easy-to-use rainbow keyboard and a button that plays 3 tunes, children can easily follow the music inside to play Old MacDonald, Wheels on the Bus and many more beloved songs.

There's hours of play-and-sing-along fun to be had with this marvellous, musical book. Are you ready for a noisy storytime? Explore exciting animal sounds in this paw-some book, packed with cheeky monkeys, bouncy puppies and more. With 10 super sounds, rollicking rhymes and amazing artwork, this book is ideal for little learners.

With 10 super sounds, rollicking rhymes and amazing artwork, this book is perfect for little learners. Follow the unbreakable friendship of Mary and her adorable lamb in this wonderful musical book. Little readers will love to press the fun sound button and sing along with this popular children's song.

Join in the action-rhyme fun and get ready to touch your toes! With 4 musical introductions from fun action rhymes, this brilliant book encour age s children to sing along and finish the songs. There are also 4 fun sound effects to accompany each classic rhyme. Everyone loves Maisy, but her clumsiness is driving them crazy. With Honey's birthday party approaching, who knows what will happen? With 8 super sounds, plus bright illustrations, this Fairyland adventure is perfect for a noisy, fun storytime. When everyone goes to bed, the magic begins!

Join Teddy and the rest of the toys on an exciting night-time adventure in this enchanting tale. With 8 fantastic sounds and beautiful illustrations, The Magic Toy Box is perfect for a noisy, fun storytime. Discover incredible animals in this noisy around-the-world adventure. Meet roaring lions, squawking penguins, whistling dolphins and lots more awesome creatures.

With 8 wild sounds and loads of animal facts, there's so much to discover inside. Travel back in time and hear dinosaurs stomp and roar in this fantastic noisy book. Meet pterodactyls, stegosauruses and many more, but watch out for the terrifying T. With 8 super sounds, there? Guide your child through new experiences with My World and Me. Help your little one grow from a baby into a toddler with a range of specially designed books introducing important new experiences. Featuring bright illustrations, fun and friendly characters, and four realistic animal sounds, At the Farm is the perfect introduction to farms and farm animals.

Get ready for loads of fashion fun inside this dazzling sticker and activity book. Packedwith fab sticker scenes,fun quizzes, press-outs and things to make and do, young fashion stars will have hours of fun. Join in the fun with pretty princesses, fluttering fairies, beautiful ballerinas and more in this fantastic sticker pack. With four fabulous books bursting with puzzles, games and activities, plus over pretty stickers and press-outs, this pack is overflowing with hours of sparkly fun.

Discover the enchanting world of ballerinas, fairies, mermaids and princesses in this pretty pack. With four fabulous books, each filled with amazing games, puzzles and activities, plus over super stickers and perfect press-outs to play with, there are hours of magical fun inside. Join in the really wild fun with farm friends, jungle animals, cuddly pets and loads of roar some dinosaurs in this fantastic sticker scenes activity pack. With 32 super scenes to decorate with over amazing stickers, plus loads of press-out games and activities, there are hours of creative fun to be had.

Find your own fabulous style with this ultimate fashion activity pack, and explore looks from high-fashion models to dance-squad stars. You'll find everything you need to become a top fashionista, including press-out models to dress and glamorous stickers. With make-and-do activities and plenty of fashion tips, your style will be the talk of the fashion town.

Become a master of origami with this simple step-by-step guide. Containing over 20 paper-tastic models to make, including penguins, pterodactyls and planes, as well as many more, this book will show children the fun and magic behind this ancient art. Delve into the deadly world of Dino Warriors and battle your way through this epic activity book, packed with over stickers. Learn all about the Earth, Fire, Ice and Thunder Warriors, then take on puzzles, press-outs and games galore!

From tigers and sheep, to dinosaurs and rockets, there are loads of awesome themed mazes to solve in this brilliant activity book. With over super stickers and press-outs, children will be entertained for hours. Have fabulous fun wherever you go with this beautiful handbag book, packed with ballerina, princess and fairy puzzles, games and activities.

With over super stickers and pretty press-outs to play with, there are hours of magical entertainment inside. Get ready to be a superstar fashion designer for twirling ballerinas, fluttering fairies and royal princesses with My Pretty Sticker Dress-up Book. With over stylish stickers and more than 60 looks to create, there are hours of dolly-dressing fun inside!

Learn all about amazing animals in this fantastic activity book. Packed with puzzles, fun factsand over stickers, little animal lovers will be entertained for hours. Get set to unleash your creativity and explore the WILD world of animals in this fantastic giant activity book, packed with fascinating facts. Discover fish that glow in the dark, find out what a dung beetle eats and learn about the real king of the jungle.

Packed with super colour-by-number scenes, activities, games and puzzles, this bumper book is sure to keep any little explorer busy! Have fun learning first sounds and words together, using the traditional story of The Enormous Turnip. Have fun learning first sounds and words together, using the traditional story of Jack and the Beanstalk. With a little imagination, anything is possible! From blasting off into space and performing on st age , to creating whacky inventions and exploring new places, find out what two little children want to be when they're all grown up in this charming story.

When you're only little, the night can be big and scary. It's full of shadows, and strange sounds from creatures lurking in hidden places. But, as Little Fox finds out, there's really no need to be afraid of the dark at all. This delightful, dimly lit story will show every little reader the fun that can be had after the sun has set, and the moonlit magic of the world at night-time.

When the kids are away,the toys will play The toys have free run of the playroom, and they can't wait to try something different. The fairies fancy a ride in the rocket,T-Rex wants a tea party and the pirates are ready to dance! But Teddy thinks toys should always play the same games. Will they be able to change Teddy's mind? When Baby Bunny and Baby Badger hear a loud, rumbling noise coming from deep in the forest, they simply can't work out what it is. Baby Bunny is scared and imagines all sorts of terrifying things, but brave Baby Badger is desperate to go and find out where it's coming from.

Join the animals on their forest quest in this exciting tale, perfect for an adventurous storytime. When the clock strikes twelve,the magic begins. Teddy and the toys are very excited to climb out of the toy box, but what are they up to? Come and find out in this enchanting midnight adventure. A wonderful, charming story that is perfect to enjoy at bedtime.

When Sally meets a troublesome monster one day, he just won't leave her alone! He follows her to school, to her best friend's house to play and even to her ballet class! Will Sally be stuck with this naughty monster forever? Find out in this wacky story, perfect for showing little monsters that the best friends can be the ones we don't expect to meet. Ten little fairies are going to be late for Fairy School!

Will they be able to make it there in time, or even at all? Join the fluttering fairies on their journey and find out whether the trip is as simple as it seems. With magic doors, enchanted trees and wonderful characters, this charming storybook is full of fairy fun. The biggest nest isn't always the best. It's the day of the Best Nest Contest, but whose nest will come out on top? Watch the feathers fly in this squawkingly fun tale, as one little bird learns that some things are more important than winning.

All monsters are stinky and gross, but you'll never meet another monster as smelly as this one. He eats maggots on toast and washes with mouldy cheese. His whiffy wind even has all his friends holding their noses in despair! This revolting adventure, with wacky illustrations and a fun, rhyming story, is perfect for little monsters everywhere.

Every day is an adventure in Fairyland! With three spellbinding stories, featuring everything from shimmering dresses to singing superstars and disco dancing, this magical book is the perfect treat for every little fairy at bedtime. Lion has a secret No matter how hard he tries, nothing will come out. Then, Lion makes a friend in Meerkat and learns that sometimes, you just need a little encour age ment to find what you are looking for.

Princess Annabelle is ready for a big adventure. When she stumbles across a magical, glowing handbag, will all of her dreams finally come true? Find out in this enchanting story, full of mischief and magic. It's nearly Little Bunny's bedtime, but he's just not ready yet! Settle down for an exciting bedtime tale and follow Little Bunny on this wonderful woodland adventure. Charmingly illustrated by James Newman Gray, this adorable story will keep little ones entertained before bedtime.

Little Chick is lost in the cold, icy snow. He needs a cuddle from his mother, but he can't find her anywhere. Join in this heart-warming tale as he slips and slides across the ice and meets some funny friends along the way, all in search of the cuddliest, snuggliest, warmest hug ever. Anchors away for an action-packed voy age with Pirate Pete and his mischievous, purple parrot. Pirate Pete sails the seven seas on the Jolly Crossbone. It would be the perfect life if not for his chatty parrot always getting him into trouble.

When his ship is ambushed by marauding pirates, will Pete's parrot save the day, or make it much, much worse? It Wasn't Me! It's no fun playing the blame game! When naughty twins, Oscar and Ella, splat jelly, topple ladders and gobble entire chocolate cakes, they blame their poor dog, Patch. But Mum and Dad are getting very suspicious and it won't be long before the real culprits are revealed.

So, you think you know the story? Think again. Meet Little Pink, the street-smart girl who isn't afraid of some big, bad wolf. With an urban twist on the classic fairy tale, Little Pink Riding Hood will make for a hilarious storytime. Millie Mouse loves inventing things more than mice love cheese, but when her friends plan a picnic, her big ideas cause lots of trouble.

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Find out in this charming woodland adventure all about fun, friendship and teamwork. I Want To Be Get ready to experience the magic of life as a princess, a ballerina and a fairy in this pretty storybook, perfect for the most enchanting storytime of all. Find out what it's like to be a fireman racing to the rescue, a pirate on a swashbuckling quest or a train driver whooshing along the tracks in this collection of three exciting stories.

Where will your adventures lead? Cheer Up, Chicken! Oh, no! The naughty fox has been causing trouble on the farm and now Doris the chicken won't lay any eggs. It's down to her friends to hatch a plan, but will they be able to cheer up Doris in time for the county fair? Find out in this cracking farmyard tale, perfect for a laughter-filled storytime. It,s a long way for a little bear, but with his dad there to guide him and so many exciting things to see and explore on their travels, it's sure to be the journey of a lifetime. Snuggle up and settle in for a sleepy storytime with this dreamy collection.

With over 25 classic rhymes, from Rock-a-bye Baby to The Owl and the Pussycat, this soothing book is perfect for sharing at bedtime. Big Bunny is behaving badly and the animals of Cherry Blossom Wood have had enough! Luckily, the wise owl has a plan and soon, Big Bunny finds out that a little kindness goes a long way. Come and see what happens to Big Bunny in this wonderful woodland adventure. With sparkly p age s full of glitter, this classic tale is perfect for a swashbuckling storytime.

Some memories are too precious to forget. Whether it's cuddling, snuggling, giggling, tickling or tucking in at bedtime, this heart-warming story is full of beautiful moments that express the love between parents and their children. With sparkly p age s full of glitter, this enchanting tale is sure to create a truly magical storytime. Join Mowgli as he grows from a lost boy to learning the ways of the jungle. Meet thefriends that help him, from Baloo the bear, to Bagheera the panther and even some friendly wolves.

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Everyone loves Maisy, but her clumsiness is driving them crazy! When Maisy drops Honey's birthday present in the cake by mistake, she thinks everyone will be angry. Luckily, both Honey and Maisy are in for a very nice surprise. Find out what happens in this fantastic Fairyland adventure all about friendship. Dive in and explore the wiggly world of Ollie Octopus and friends in this bright, interactive storybook.

With a soft puppet to wave, tickle and jiggle, storytime has never been so much fun! How jiggly can you be? Join Incy Wincy Spider for a day of creepy-crawly fun in this bright, interactive handpuppet book. Wiggle Incy Wincy's soft, hairy legs and help him run, jump and play with all his insect friends. How wiggly can you be? Featuring bright illustrations, fun and friendly characters, and exciting textures to explore, My Bedtime is perfect for helping to establish a peaceful bedtime routine. Featuring bright illustrations, fun and friendly characters, and exciting textures to explore, My Playgroup is the perfect way to prepare for a first day at playgroup or nursery.

How do you become a real boy? This classic fairy tale comes to life with beautiful illustrations and lots of fun patches to touch and feel. What use are magic beans? Who's hiding in the deep dark wood? Who's been eating my porridge? Learn to draw animals in this amazing stencil book. Every p age features a simple stencil, so little learners can create their own adorable animal pictures. This book is perfect for helping little ones develop pen control and get a head start with writing.

Learn to draw and recognise numbers in this brilliant stencil book. Every p age includes a simple stencil,so children can create their own picturesand learn to write numbers. This book is perfect for helping little ones develop pen control and get a head start with counting. Learn to draw and recognise shapes with this brilliant stencil book. Every p age includes a simple stencil, so children can follow the shapes to create their own pictures.

Come and join in with the dinosaur dress-up! Flip the split p age s to create your own quirky characters from 5 roarsome friends. With bright illustrations and wacky rhyming text, dino fans will have hours of pick-and-mix fun. Come and join in with the fairy dress-up! Flip the split p age s to create your ownquirky characters from 5 magical friends.